Ok, it's really time for a diet if you can  hide 4 pairs of boots and more in your rolls of fat...  I can visualize hiding a wallet or a watch- but BOOTS???  My goodness!

This is some crazy stuff, LOL.

(Dec. 1) -- Plenty of people keep cash in their billfolds. But police in Oklahoma say two women tried to steal $2,600 worth of valuables under their skin folds.

Cops in Edmond arrested Ailene Brown, 28, and Shmeco Thomas, 37, on suspicion of shoplifting after the pair allegedly stuffed $2,600 worth of footwear, denim and accessories under rolls of fat on their stomachs and beneath their breasts.

"These two individuals were actually concealing them in areas of their body where excess skin was, underneath their chest area and up around their armpits," Officer James Hamm told KFOR.com.

The suspects allegedly attempted to use their bodies to stash four pairs of boots, three pairs of jeans, as well as gloves and a wallet, according to NYDailyNews.com.

Investigators say Brown was carrying a knife in her purse so she could cut the tags off stolen goods.

The suspects allegedly managed to hide the goods, but apparently their plan wasn't fleshed out. They were arrested before they could make it out of the T.J. Maxx store and hit with felony shoplifting charges.

Read more at NYDailyNews.com and KFOR.com.

How big were these peolpe? I mean really? Did the artical have a picture with it?

I remember a couple of years ago a woman was stealing TELEVISIONS and MICROWAVES. She was huge and wore those "tent" dresses. She had a harness around her waste with a hook on a cable that hung between her legs. She would squat over the item and have one of her kids hook it too those plastic bands around the box and waddle right out of Wal-mart. HELLOOOO! They finally caught her after the entire inventory was almost wiped out.

Hahah! Was watching the video earlier! here's the link:

http://www.kfor.com/kfor-news-fat-r...1914.story

What I'm really confused about is, how was that stuff they were trying to steal worth $2600- from a TJ Maxx? I didn't know TJ Maxx was so upscale =)

they must have had alot of jeans under some really saggy boobs..........................

you gotta be massive to hide a pair of boots in your body fat. That's so repulsive! So when they go through airport security, does TSA have to probe these mounds of fat during the pat down? Or do they reserve the hands-on search just for the hotties and wheelchair grandmas?

That's true, Thaiguy. A "regular" patdown won't do crap for these people if they really wanted to hide something.

Now, I've heard about largish but rather busty woman hiding booze and stuff under their boobs to bring into concerts and stuff, but this...