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    I know I just joined, but I want to get peoples opinion about this situation I am in with my Japanese girl friend.

    We live together.  Now all men know when they pee, they stand up and pee.  She doesnt feel its normal.

    She says I have to sit down and pee.  If I dont sit down and pee, she thinks I MUST wipe down the floor and the toilet bowl EVERY SINGLE TIME!!!!    It just pisses me off!

    I cannot get it into her head.  Guys dont sit down and pee.

    I could understand if I was completely missing the bowl, but a little splatter doesnt hurt anyone, does it?

    Can I please get your opinions and comments, so I can share them with her.

    I dont want her to feel I am not normal.  If you agree with her, please put that down to.  I dont want her to feel that everyone will just agree to agree. 

    Thanks.  Looking forward to the comments. 

    Scott from Atsugi..

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    WTH???
    Hmmm...I'm not sure. Yes, it's normal for guys to stand up and pee. I know some who say they sit down when they're tired though...because they don't want to miss.
    Although, I can definitely see her point. I am so sick of cleaning up pee spots on the toilet rim. Not to mention, it DOES go everywhere...I just choose not to think about it.
    I'm a little bit of a germaphobe myself. I get really irritated if my husband doesn't shut the toilet lid before flushing it. LOL!

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    LOL, sorry I'm laughing at your problem.

    But has your girlfriend looked at urinals in Japan? They're on the wall a lot just like in the States. And the toilet behind closed doors are for other things... I know sometimes you hit up the ones that are only in the ground, of course.

    Perhaps bring this up to her? Throw her into a men's room for drastic measures?

    Good luck, man.
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    lol...

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    You might as well, just wipe up after yourself..

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    Great first post Scott!  I gotta side with you on this one!    Stand up and pee away!  And, if you've had too much to drink, you can compromise by promising to pee sitting down......relationship ARE about compromise, right?! 

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    Just throwing this out there but this could be why. I actually think the number is higher now....

    http://www.japanprobe.com/2009/09/0...wn-to-pee/

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    rofl wow, ask her for your man giblets back too lolz. you should ask her if she would like to hold it while you go. Dude you need to fire her from your team ASAP, she can be replaced.
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    That's a horrible thing to say!

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    ok, here's my answer.... close the door when you pee and then shut the lid to the toilet, wipe any misses and then she will never know!

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    hey tell her you will sit down to peeonly if she will stand up to.

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    I like this answer brad...

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    What ever happened to that sublime creature, the "Yamato Na Deshiko". Scott should explain to his gf, the concept of "Yamato Damashii". Definitely a deal breaker.
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    As a mom to 4 boys... sitting > standing! 

    But you're a man, pee how you want to pee... if you miss, clean it up.

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    Posted By KRushPhoto on 28 Mar 2010 12:49 AM
    That's a horrible thing to say!


    Can you imagine the look on your husbands face when you tell him this? If this woman is this unreasonable (all woman are unreasonable lolz) She must have a gambit of issues. I say run while he can before he does something stupid like knock her up, so she can teach his son to squat to pee!!!
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    If you sprinkle when you tinkle please be neat and wipe the seat.

    Other than that..... WHERE are YOUR BALLS, MAN????

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    Well, at least you know it's ok to shake his hand.
    Warning: Eventually, I WILL say something that offends you. This is perfectly normal. My recommendation: get over it.

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    You know what... if she's really that adamant about it, tell her she has to compromise something that she thinks is perfectly normal. Any ideas, guys?
    Warning: Eventually, I WILL say something that offends you. This is perfectly normal. My recommendation: get over it.

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    Not necessarily...we all have our quirks. Doesn't mean we're 100% insane.

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    Oh I know. I'm just saying.... like maybe limiting her to 20 minutes in the bathroom or something.
    Warning: Eventually, I WILL say something that offends you. This is perfectly normal. My recommendation: get over it.

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    Wow, I would just follow the advice and pee standing up and throw a couple cheerios in the bowl to aim for like my grandson does if you want to. If you miss wipe it up and move on. I don't think its her place to tell you how to pee.

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    lmao yup and invite her to write her name in the water. make it a bonding experience.
    Warning: Eventually, I WILL say something that offends you. This is perfectly normal. My recommendation: get over it.

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    Here is an idea. Tell her ok I will sit when I pee inside and then go outside for a minute or two and then come in and wash your hands. Um but don't actually pee outside you might get in trouble.

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    When I read this post, first thing I thought was that I had seen pretty much this EXACT same question asked somewhere else, and so I thought I'd bing it (it really is better than google!)  And then I found the answer to why this seems to be a comon problem... here is the link to what I found:

    http://www.japanprobe.com/2007/12/13/40-of-japanese-men-sit-down-to-pee/

    40%of Japanese Men Sit Down to Pee

    sit or stand

    Hard-hitting journalism from Mainichi:

    About 40 percent of adult Japanese men sit on the toilet to urinate — a staggering figure almost three times the number recorded in 1999 — according to a survey by Western-style toilet manufacturer Matsus**ta Electric Works Ltd.

    The survey of 518 men and an identical number of women whose ages ranged from their 30s to 50s showed that the younger the man, the more likely he is to sit down while peeing instead of the traditional method of standing up.

    The 40 percent of men who sit while urinating is almost three times more than the 15 percent of men who did so when the company first started surveying toilet habits in 1999.

    “Women hate it when urine sprays, so there appears to be an increasing number who are asking men to sit down on the toilet when they have to go,” a Matsus**ta Electric Works spokesman said.

    Update: Fuji TV news did an in-depth report on this crucial news story, preparing some graphs to illustrate what’s going on.

    toilet-graph.jpg


    The above graph shows that only 15% of Japanese men urinated while sitting down back in 1999, with the trend increasing up to nearly half of all men in 2007!


    toilet-graph2.jpg


    This other graph shows the results of a survey given to married men and women. 53% of women thought their husbands peed sitting down, while 27% of men admitted that they sat down to urinate. This would seem to confirm the theory that women want their husbands to sit down instead of stand.


    But is there really a problem with men “spraying urine” when they go to the bathroom? Fuji TV conducted a test in which they placed special paper on the floor in a toilet stall and had a man use it in a traditional standing manner. The result? A floor covered with pee! As far as this guy is concerned, aiming for the inside of the bowl is a serious issue. If his wife tells him to urinate sitting down, maybe he should take her advice?

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    You're less likely to hit the target with a smaller gun. That probably explains why they sit down. I'm just sayin'.
    Warning: Eventually, I WILL say something that offends you. This is perfectly normal. My recommendation: get over it.

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    Just face it, if you have been watching CNN lately, with Steve turning into Susan, we are all turning into women, sitting down to pee is the first step.

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    I don't care if you pee standing on your head singing the Star Spangled Banner -- as long as you don't pee all over the outside of the toilet, the wall and the floor!

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    WHY ??? I know Japanese men stand to pee cause I have walked past toilets on many occasions in train stations or other places and have seen them standing there peeing. Maybe you should take her on a walk around town in the middle of the night. She will see plenty of Japanese men peeing on fences, streets etc..... Many are business men too.

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    But is there really a problem with men “spraying urine” when they go to the bathroom? Fuji TV conducted a test in which they placed special paper on the floor in a toilet stall and had a man use it in a traditional standing manner. The result? A floor covered with pee! As far as this guy is concerned, aiming for the inside of the bowl is a serious issue. If his wife tells him to urinate sitting down, maybe he should take her advice?

    Well.  It could be simply a matter of fluid dynamics.  Urinal splashback is (from what I gather from a quick google search, I am not an urinal engineer nor do I play one on TV...) but, urinal splashback is often due to the design of the device.

    The different interior shape of the Japanese toilet may lead to greater splash effects. 

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    Lol so funny! I agree, I don't care what position you take when you pee....just don't pee all over the place, aim at cheerios if you have to-it worked for my son....hahaha

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    Having five sisters I can relate to this posting.
    "It's amazing how much you can get accomplished if you don't care who gets the credit." (seen on a deskplate on President Ronald Reagan's desk at the White House)

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    OMG...this post is STILL going??? LOL!
    Chancie...very interesting.
    KP...ROFLMAO!!!

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    DO NOT marry this woman.

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    This makes me wonder: If a guy pees sitting down, do his balls get wet? I'm talking average-sized, with non-saggy..um.."bits." I'd ask my husband, but he's sleeping :/

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    Posted By SweetDee on 31 Jul 2010 02:37 PM
    This makes me wonder: If a guy pees sitting down, do his balls get wet? I'm talking average-sized, with non-saggy..um.."bits." I'd ask my husband, but he's sleeping :/

    Pretty much depends on how old he is....

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    I am just wondering what the guy did... did he stay with her or move on...

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    I am a man...and this is my gun, there are many like it but this one is mine...I stand with my head held high balls down low. I make sure I dont pee on da flo.
    I am whats known as MANTASTIC!!!

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    Primemas......that was beautiful! Im going to teach that to my son. As we are potty training and he has not sprinkling the seat down. Its the floor thats getting it now..........=) lololol

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    Posted By Rea on 31 Jul 2010 11:41 PM
    Primemas......that was beautiful! Im going to teach that to my son. As we are potty training and he has not sprinkling the seat down. Its the floor thats getting it now..........=) lololol


    rofl
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    Make her stand to pee..
    Stay thirsty my friends!

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    Posted By MostInterestingMan on 19 Aug 2010 07:25 AM
    Make her stand to pee..

    Then everyone loses...


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    Heh I dont pee on my "bits" cause um the "bit" hangs lower lolz.
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    I broke up with that girl finally.. No sitting down anymore.. I havent logged into this website for a long time. Sorry I didnt reply earlier. Yes, its sort of childish to make someone sit down to pee. We are men, and I expect to be treated like one.

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    I wish I could one up your post there guy...hurray for you and your bits.
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