I am interested to hear from all those sweet talkers, what you say to a male / female to start the conversation off..

Examples:

- Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.

- Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

- You've got all the curves, and I got all the angles

It's almost 0200, the Hounch is closing soon, and I'm the only one in bar with you...so there you go.

All you need to say is: Hey...How you doin?

Posted By 79Vetteman on 07 Feb 2010 01:45 AM
It's almost 0200, the Hounch is closing soon, and I'm the only one in bar with you...so there you go.

Bwahahaha!

Posted By Primemas on 07 Feb 2010 01:49 AM
All you need to say is: Hey...How you doin?

Really?  thought the head nod was good enough

From Mangoat:" Do you want the 3pc or 4pc dark meat from popeyes?" Slays them every time.

Posted By Primemas on 07 Feb 2010 01:58 AM
From Mangoat:" Do you want the 3pc or 4pc dark meat from popeyes?" Slays them every time.

Taliban Taco usually does it for me. They can't resist. It's that damn Hotel Goddess place that messes with me the most.

Heard this on a radio station here in San Diego.

"Hi I'm creatinga new website....it's a mix between MySpace and Facebook......it's called MyFace...would you like to be on it?"

Had me rolling.

Posted By AZ on 10 Feb 2010 01:11 AM
Heard this on a radio station here in San Diego.

"Hi I'm creatinga new website....it's a mix between MySpace and Facebook......it's called MyFace...would you like to be on it?"

Had me rolling.

good one

haha, I would ;-p ... very good

Simple: "Hey, I just got paid".

Wouldn't work, Black. They all know when we get paid already. Even better would be telling them your paygrade/rank. And who says you have to tell the truth?

Thanks for the laughs....... I'm ROLLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am a big fan of...

Hey wanna get a beer and f@&$ ??

Then when they say no (usually).. you say..

What?!? You don't like beer?

"I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I'd like to make your Bedrock"

"Are you from Tennesse? Cuz you're the only 10 I see"

If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole

My friend picked up his future wife by betting her $5.00 that he could make her boobs move with out touching them. He raised his hands up in front of her, and pretended to concentrate really hard. After a minute of deep concentration he said "F*%K it", and grabbed her boobs. She didn't slap him, and to this day he says it was the best $5.00 he ever lost.