DEATH OF THE OLD COW

Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the
road, they hit it full on, and the car comes to a
stop.

 Nancy, in her usual charming
manner, says to the chauffeur, "You get out and
check--you were driving."

So the chauffeur gets out, checks,
and reports that the animal is dead but it was
old.

"You were driving, so you go
and tell the farmer," says Nancy.

Two hours later the chauffeur
returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on
his face.

"My God, what happened to
you?" asks Nancy.

The chauffeur replies, "When I
got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky,
the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love
to me."

"What on earth did you
say?" asks Nancy .

"I just knocked on the door
and when it opened I said to them, "I'm Nancy
Pelosi's chauffeur, and I've just killed the old
cow."